From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska, it's the Top Ten List from July 21, 1998...
- 10. War and Peace and Steve
- 9. The Seven Habits of Highly Successful Steves
- 8. The Grapes of Steve
- 7. The Steves of Wrath
- 6. Steve, Grapes, Steve, Wrath, Steve, Steve
- 5. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Steve is from Cleveland
- 4. Where's Waldo? Is he With Steve?
- 3. Time Life Mysteries of the Unknown, Volume VIII: Mysterious Guys Named Steve
- 2. The Joy of Sex with Steve
- 1. The Bible (King Steve Edition)